Symptom Quiz — Menopause Pulse

🌡️ Thermostat

Your internal AC has strong opinions now

Hot Flashes

0

What hot flashes? Human torch

Night Sweats

0

Dry as a bone Waking in a swamp

Cold Flashes

0

Never noticed Sudden hypothermia

Electric Shocks

0

Zero zaps Tesla coil vibes

🌡️

0

out of 40

Room temperature

🧠 Cognitive

It's not you, it's your estrogen-deprived neurons

Brain Fog

0

Crystal clear What was I saying?

Memory Lapses

0

Steel trap Why am I here?

Concentration

0

Laser focus Squirrel!

Word-Finding

0

Eloquent The thing... THE THING

Task Initiation

0

Getting things done Can't even start

🧠

0

out of 50

Fully operational

💭 Mood

From fine to volcanic in 0.3 seconds

Anxiety

0

Cool cucumber Existential dread

Irritability / Rage

0

Inner peace Rage spiral activated

Mood Swings

0

Steady as she goes Emotional whiplash

Low Mood

0

Sunshine vibes The void is calling

💭

0

out of 40

Emotionally chill

🌙 Sleep

3am: When your brain reviews every decision you've ever made

Falling Asleep

0

Out like a light Counting infinite sheep

Waking at 3am

0

Sleeping through 3am club president

Fatigue

0

Energizer bunny Running on spite

🌙

0

out of 30

Sleeping beauty

🦴 Physical

Plot twist: everything hurts now

Joint Pain

0

Joints? What joints? Everything creaks

Headaches

0

Head's fine Constant pressure

Weight Changes

0

Same as always Nothing fits

Heart Palpitations

0

Steady heartbeat Is this a heart attack?

🦴

0

out of 40

Body cooperating

💜 Intimate

The changes nobody warned you about

Vaginal Dryness

0

All systems normal Sahara vibes

Libido Changes

0

Same as ever What libido?

Discomfort During Sex

0

Comfortable Ouch. Just ouch.

Urinary Urgency

0

No issues Where's the bathroom?!

💜

0

out of 40

Business as usual

Today's Pulse

0 / 240

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